January 2009
17 posts
“Well ugly is fine, as long as they do cool shit!”
– Mike, in reference to people’s kids.
December 2008
6 posts
Some people know me too well...
lesbina: oh no
poor thing
me: oh please, that cat needs to get over herself!
lesbina: haha
you'd make a great mom
me: I know
lesbina: kid crying...
me: I'm gonna have 20 kids
lesbina: listen whiney little bitch - shut the fuck up!
me: hahahaha!
lesbina: dont make me punch you in the face!
haha oh yes, its all too clear
Well That Was a Random Thought.
“How old are you, McLovin’?
Old enough.
Old enough for what?
To party.”
I swear I’m occasionally possessed by McLovin’.
Oh communication... how difficult you are.
me: Hi, I was wondering what your hours are?
laundromat lady: Hi. What do you mean?
me: Oh, what are your hours? Like when do you open and close?
laundromat lady: We close at 11pm.
me: Ok, and what time are you open?
laundromat lady: No. No, we only close at 11pm, the last load is 10pm.
me (in my head): Ok that's nice.
me: Ok, and tomorrow morning, what time are you open?
laundromat lady: Yes, we're open.
me: But what TIME do you open tomorrow... morning?
laundromat lady: At 5:30.
me: 5:30AM?
laundromat lady: Yes 5:30.
me: Ok, great, thank you!
laundromat lady: Ok, thank you, bye.