January 2008
30 posts
I can't deal right now
I’m having a Project Runway moment… an “I keep cutting myself. I’m bleeding everywhere!” moment… not cool.
“There’s no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying...”
– the Portal song… love :)
If you happen to like the crows. →
Or if you just want a bit of new music.
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That's right LA, you're all impatient douches. →
— kables
angel in the post office →
This made me tear up a little. I ain’t ashamed. “We put the letter in an envelope with a picture of Abbey and Meredith and addressed it to God/Heaven. We put our return address on it. Then Meredith pasted several stamps on the front of the envelope because she said it would take lots of stamps to get the letter all the way to heaven. That afternoon she dropped it into the letter box at...
oh my god
STRESS! that is all.
workday IM convo
roomie: oh i had a thought and it may look retarded
me: your face?
=P
roomie: but instead of throwing out - SHUT UP
WHY?! →
Seriously, why??
“Hot perfect sex requires shaved legs.”
– Izzie Stevens
“You give chance to people of talent for free of charge.”
– Ronaldo to Simon Cowell, American Idol
Who knew 2 hours could make life so FUCKING annoying?
Again?
LA is burning down… again. Except this time I don’t think it’s a forest. Perhaps it’s the Axium building?
Note to self: Do not run in heels for an extended period of time. Your ass will hate you for it.
“I didn’t see him, I just looked at him.”
– the roommate… yeah, she’s a little retarded.
Just in case you're not in the loop →
I have a feeling that many people aren’t.
This Place Has EVERYTHING! →
Or, Mark lives in IKEA
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Things that get yelled across the office
ben: Hey Joe?
aaron: Yeah?
ben: Are you Joe?
aaron: ... no.
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“Yeah… my mom’s not retarded.”
– Ben, in reference to Leslie’s statement about her mom.
“You can totally buy beer and tampons in LA.
I never knew!!!”
– the little and cute one, an LA newbie
“No Friday at the office would be complete without a thing of lube.”
– the boss, in reference to pulling cable through conduit [is this seriously where I work?]
Welcome '08!
So how’d I ring in the New Year? By terrorizing the ever living crap out of a west coaster who thought “faux scarring” an east coast at beer pong would be an intelligent idea. Let’s just say that as I stood there, ready to take a punch, he stood there and piddled in his panties. Don’t mess with a Bostonian. We’re all action and never any talk.