January 2008
30 posts
“You guys are gross and hot at the same time.”
– Christine @ Mike and me
“This knife tastes good.”
– me, after putting lots of alcohol in my coffee on New Years
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“Put the knife away, it’s dark.”
– More adventures in tent building
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“I don’t think the hammer will work on the rope.”
– Someone building the party tent at New Years
December 2007
18 posts
To Parents...
If you’re a parent, take note… Don’t give your child OLD chocolates (or anything else that’s OLD) for Christmas. You’d be better off giving nothing at all. Your child will understand. Remember this.
Things You Should Buy
1. Apple Crumble Coffee from here. Or any other coffee from there… they’re all amazing. 2. Butter Croissants from Trader Joe’s. Put them in the oven (350) for 3 minutes and you get heaven on a plate. :) 3. Kennebunkerport Blueberry Beer. I got it at Trader Joe’s, but if you’re in the Northeast I’m sure you can find it at other places since it’s brewed...
my boss is the greatest... he deserves a mug.
Joe: DATELINE.. RIGHT NOW!!!!!
more to catch a preditor
Me: is it new????
Joe: i think so..
it might be a wrap up show
x-mas
Charlie: I figured out what I'm getting from this one.
Chad: Does it start with blow and end with job?
“Ding! That’s the sound of a tampon.”
– Mike
12 years of Catholic school
Mike: Do you know what the 10 Commandments are?
Me: Yeah, don't do stuff.
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“This isn’t what I thought, I thought there was going to be more talking. ...”
– Dumb bitch behind us at The Nutcracker BALLET.
“Do you want to try a piece of Tom’s meat-stick?”
– at work, in reference to a stick of lunchmeat… that belonged to Tom.
Thank you, brain.
I love ideas!
Teetering dangerously close to "dying"
Chicken soup, crackers, tea with honey, medicine, cough drops, blanket, couch, tv… OH MY GOD I WANT IT ALL RIGHT NOW!
“This hospital has more sex than a brothel.”
– the roomie, on Grey’s Anatomy
The Flu?
DO NOT WANT!