January 2012
9 posts
Damn, brain, you are a SLUT.
me: FedEx made up for it. they sent a really nice, hot dude
lesbina: hahahaha
me: he brought it upstairs for me and put it in the living room
lesbina: damn look at you, if he was ugly you'd still be pissed
me: YUP!
me: he came in to scan it cause he forgot to before he brought it upstairs and then he started talking about having to bring a fireplace up like 100 stairs cause this guy's house was on the side of a hill and it was just all stairs. And I'm thinking… "huh… this is like how a porno starts, right?"
lesbina: haha and then you made a move for his pants
me: "your vest looks uncomfortable… let me take that for you"
me: "would you like a glass of water… that was a lot of work you just did… you must be thirsty"
me: "and tired! you can lay down in my bed if you'd like"
me: "oh, but your clothes are all dirty and sweaty, you need to take them off first"
me: damn… why don't I think of these things in the moment!!!!!!!
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December 2011
8 posts
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2012. from scratch.
I’ve never really been one for New Year’s Resolutions, but things are different now. I’ve been doing lots of new things and loving them and I’ve realized something. Something kind of big.
2012 is the year I start over.
From scratch.
I don’t have everything all planned out… but I know I have everything I need. I know it’ll be a fantastic adventure. ...
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Things NOT to do at a bank
1. Hold a note up to the bank teller.
2. Talk about transferring nuclear weapons in Pakistan
3. Say the word “dynamite”
4. Exit the bank (by the security guard) by sprinting out and across the street
Check. Check. Check and check.
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Perspective
Sometimes I think about the fact that I’m 28 and live in a one bedroom apartment with just my cat.
And just the thought alone makes me feel weird.
Like it’s wrong for some reason.
And it kind of makes me feel bad about myself.
But then I turn my music up, to quiet my brain, and dance around my apartment and it no longer feels wrong.
It feels perfectly right.
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Read up, friends of knitters! →
This is important shit.
“Sure as a nightingale has to sing, a gift knitter must knit - and the opportunity to knit a gift is - to your knitter, a chance to make the love that they feel in their hearts tangible, visible and warm. No matter how it looks (and we admit, it is difficult to see the love when a hat knitter is using filthy language to describe Aunt Alice’s head size at 3am)...
November 2011
8 posts
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This is impossible.
I hate not knowing what I want.
I need to have a goal and I want to have a goal, but I don’t have one. There just isn’t one there.
And I can’t even bring myself to take the time to make up a goal.
I need motivation. The kind of motivation I get when there’s a goal I’m aiming for.
How the fuck do you get that kind of motivation when you don’t what you...
October 2011
15 posts
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“August and everything ever, I’m after everything.”
– Counting Crows
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September 2011
3 posts
Romantic or Impatiently Anxious?
I’m standing by an open window looking down on the street and reading a book while waiting for you.
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Time to make shit happen.
I’ve been living in denial for the past 2 months. I can’t ignore all of this shit anymore, I need to start dealing with.
I stopped making lists in an effort to ignore the problems. No more.
3 lists will change my life…
(yes, these are really the titles)
• “handle your shit” - for long-term tasks and things that’ll take a lot of internal convincing and...
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August 2011
1 post
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“Destroy your talents. They’ll catch up to you eventually.”
– Reilly Smith
July 2011
2 posts
Dear self. Stop being afraid.
That dress is not too short. Wear it.
No one will judge you for eating out alone. Go out.
It’s ok to share uncomfortable truths with people. TALK TO PEOPLE.
Stop being afraid of things. What’s the worst that could happen?
The way I see it...
“The boat ya you know she’s rockin’ it. And the truth well ya know there’s no stoppin’ it.”
- The White Stripes “The Denial Twist”
Don’t mess.
June 2011
5 posts
What I Wore: What I Wore Book Giveaway! →
whatiwore:
WhatIWore: With just two weeks until the What I Wore book hits shelves, I’m reaching out to you to help me spread the word.
I’ll be giving away 10 signed copies of What I Wore: Four Seasons, One Closet, Endless Recipes for Personal Style plus a personalized illustration (of…
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Everything will be ok...
As long as there are candles, peonies and Sex in the City episodes.
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